I’ve had just about enough of this horseplay

Well, she looks cute in her little bathing suit and- …oh.

(I have no excuses other than being lazy. sorry folks)

Oh god, don’t lick that, I think it’s mutated.

A marvelous submission from hidemeinthedark

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… the drilldo

Anonymous asked: source of you most recent gif?

I’ve gotten a few asks about this so I searched and got it, http://www.gifsauce.us/sauce/57/ The actress is Mika Tan

On another note, please don’t send requests for sources as Anonymous, it requires me to answer publicly, which I am not a fan of doing and therefore don’t. So if you want a chance of getting an answer, don’t ask as anonymous.

It’s a rare breed, you can only really get it in Asia

Source:  http://www.gifsauce.us/sauce/57/

Oh, now I see where your post-nasal drip is coming from

Anonymous asked: i-call-it-the-surprise-spider-man is disgusting in sexual assault, women are here to only for pleasure of men, no right to say no kind of way.

Reading way too much into porn, bro

Strong tailwinds are expected, please fasten your seatbelts

I would have preferred sausage.

Something silly while I scramble through a mix of exams and being to lazy to size down any of my gif collection

(Source: dysthymia)