Just what, exactly, do you think boobs are made out of?
or Hentai Boobs: a reflection
(Purple hair girl gifs are from Eiken)
Clean up, aisle 3.
Anonymous asked: You're not chubby, you're a fucking walking whale, the pcean was not big enough so you came up to the earth, go do a diet, FAT kinky whore!!!!
I know you were trying to say “ocean” but I’d rather read that as “the pecan was not big enough” which gives this ask a festive, holiday feel. Also, I believe this is my first full on anon hate? I’ve finally made it, I’m living the dream.
She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.
"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"
Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”
Anonymous asked: what's your kink profile?
Kink profile? Like my kinks?
Oh goodness, we’d be here all night if I actually came up with a comprehensive list, so let’s just do an abridged speedrun:
Bondage, shibari, netorare, chikan, ahegao, double penetration, MFM threesome, exhibitionism, fuck machines, sensory deprevation, fantasy rape, orgasm control, spanking annnndd toys
I will probably think of 15 more I’ll want to add as soon as I post this
Has science gone too far?
autonomous-dreamscape asked: first i wanted to let you know how cute you are and i love your hair. please keep posting self shot. also what is your favorite hentai?
Angel Blade will always has a special place in my heart, as well Bible Black, mainly for bizarre hilarity. Bible Black english dub tho, I want that shit played at my funeral
"I’ll show you bitches real magic"