Hi I love your hair and face. I guess I just have one question. What's up with the porn like are you into it or do you just find it funny?
Why thank you- It’s a little of both really, I initially got into hentai and JAVs for fap material, however in my time spend on this great series of tubes, I’ve stumbled across more and more stuff that ceases to be hot and is just fucking hilarious. Of course there is also stuff that I find that qualifies as both.
I've seen some "sex while doing other things" images (not video) posted as 平然 ("Heizen") which I think just means "cool, indifferent, collected". I've also seen ながらプレイ ("NaGara Play") which I think is "play while in the middle of [something]". Also I remember a couple Japanese porn videos with a deliveryman who can't get anyone to notice him to sign for his delivery, even as he starts disrobing them. Those were great, if only because they started slow and the last 10 seconds were the perfect WTF
And there you have it.
I’ve also seen a variation (that I thoroughly enjoy) which involves the man being “invisible” however in those the women tend to react with fear, like “holy shit why is this invisible force feelin’ up my boobs”
Would you happen to know if there is a name for the type of videos where they get fucked and just go about their day like it's not happening
Mostly I have seen them referred to as ignoring, there may be an actual term for them in Japanese, but it is escaping me at the moment. Two of the more popular iterations of this genre would be the “Stop The Clock” series, where the premise is that a character has a magic ability to stop time and obviously their first inclination is to ues it to have sex with women, or newcaster JAVs where the actress attempts to deliver the news while various sexual acts are performed on them
You're not chubby, you're a fucking walking whale, the pcean was not big enough so you came up to the earth, go do a diet, FAT kinky whore!!!!
I know you were trying to say “ocean” but I’d rather read that as “the pecan was not big enough” which gives this ask a festive, holiday feel. Also, I believe this is my first full on anon hate? I’ve finally made it, I’m living the dream.
I got an ask for you. How did you get into crazy Japanese porn, and do you find it disturbingly hilarious like I do? Do you find yourself shaking your head and wondering how this or that scene was planned out, what that meeting of director and actors and crew must have been like?
Japanese culture as a whole is very fascinating to me, I like the mangus and the animus as much as the next person and a lot of my favorite video games have come from Japan. Not to mention that Japanese porn tends to cater to a lot of my kinks. When you have an interest in all these things, you tend stumble upon so really crazy stuff, stuff that ceases to be erotic and is just plain hilarious and that is what this blog is.
omg I try to figure out logistics all the time like “did that scene have to get choreographed?” and “someone had to actually build these mechainical fuck bikes. Somebodies job is to build fuck bikes. Someone in Japan gets paid to build fuckbikes.”
But no really, I’m sorry, I really am. I got super duper lazy with this blog and I apologize. I really want to get this blog back up and running and make it more of a community, I’d really like to take more submissions if you have them (Please submit gifs, I love submitted gifs just keep them below 1 MB) and maybe start something like a caption contest where I post a gif and people try to come up with the best caption for it. Anyways, thanks for the asks during my disappearance, they meant a lot to me. Find out more about my relatively boring hiatus under the cut
You're very pretty! Don't let your drunk self beat up your pretty self, k?
But drunk beating up is what I do best! But seriously, thank you ^^ I just graduated from college in the spring and have been job hunting and its gotten me super stressed and all these super nice messages are making me feel AMAZING thank you so much it means a super duper lot!
And now a handful of awesome anons! Goodness I didn’t expect this!
Oh my gosh thank you all! I thought people knew I was a lady type person! Thank you all for the compliments, you have no clue how much this means, especially right now, my life has been insane.
I’ve collected weird and funny porn gifs for a while now for my own amusement and a friend suggested I make a blog to share them, my kinks are kinda weird as it, but the stuff I stumble across is hilarrrriiiooouss. I didn’t expect the blog to take off like it did! You guys rock!
(also my hair is one of my crowning achievements, I’ve gotten some great colors out of it in the past year, including:
I love the concept of your blog I must say. Do you come across this stuff "organically" or do you seek it out? Also infrequent posting doesn't make you terrible...i should post much less haha. Nice to see you around ^__^
Golly gosh, y’all are being so sweet! My gif finding is a mix of organic discovery and every now and then I think “man I need to find some new gifs, maybe I can find some that don’t need editing that will make my life easier”, then I go to 4chan’s gif board and a couple other gif sites and see if I find anything, as well as browse through some of the porn video websites I frequent in hopes of finding something new that hasn’t been gif’d yet
(con.) Also how much porn do you have saved on your hard drive? .w.
Aw thanks :D As for porn, I don’t have a lot of actual porn videos on my hard drive save for a compilation of Hitomi Tanaka (girl is hawt) but I have oodles of gifs, some I’ve already posted, and a bunch I haven’t edited down to tumblr’s dumb 1 mb size
all of these are gifs I haven’t edited yet, I also have a compilation of bookmarks of videos I want to make gifs from
For anyone that’s on right now, I’m drunk and I’m sorry that I never update, I’m a shitty person. Send me asks I’ll answer anything and I’m lonely and I’ll post more I’m sorry guys. also I’ll tag them shits as #pornoasks if I get anything