andureth asked: Hi I love your hair and face. I guess I just have one question. What's up with the porn like are you into it or do you just find it funny?
Why thank you- It’s a little of both really, I initially got into hentai and JAVs for fap material, however in my time spend on this great series of tubes, I’ve stumbled across more and more stuff that ceases to be hot and is just fucking hilarious. Of course there is also stuff that I find that qualifies as both.
indecent-m asked: I've seen some "sex while doing other things" images (not video) posted as 平然 ("Heizen") which I think just means "cool, indifferent, collected". I've also seen ながらプレイ ("NaGara Play") which I think is "play while in the middle of [something]". Also I remember a couple Japanese porn videos with a deliveryman who can't get anyone to notice him to sign for his delivery, even as he starts disrobing them. Those were great, if only because they started slow and the last 10 seconds were the perfect WTF
And there you have it.
I’ve also seen a variation (that I thoroughly enjoy) which involves the man being “invisible” however in those the women tend to react with fear, like “holy shit why is this invisible force feelin’ up my boobs”
also violation-arachnid mentioned it can also be referred to as “apathy”
Anonymous asked: Would you happen to know if there is a name for the type of videos where they get fucked and just go about their day like it's not happening
Mostly I have seen them referred to as ignoring, there may be an actual term for them in Japanese, but it is escaping me at the moment. Two of the more popular iterations of this genre would be the “Stop The Clock” series, where the premise is that a character has a magic ability to stop time and obviously their first inclination is to ues it to have sex with women, or newcaster JAVs where the actress attempts to deliver the news while various sexual acts are performed on them
Just what, exactly, do you think boobs are made out of?
or Hentai Boobs: a reflection
(Purple hair girl gifs are from Eiken)
Clean up, aisle 3.
Anonymous asked: You're not chubby, you're a fucking walking whale, the pcean was not big enough so you came up to the earth, go do a diet, FAT kinky whore!!!!
I know you were trying to say “ocean” but I’d rather read that as “the pecan was not big enough” which gives this ask a festive, holiday feel. Also, I believe this is my first full on anon hate? I’ve finally made it, I’m living the dream.
She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.
"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"
Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”