Well if that isn’t cockeyed I don’t know what is

Anonymous asked: what do you use for your tags on tumblr? o.O

What do you mean, good anon?

That must cause a lot of problems in the bathroom.

From Shyness Machine Girl

Anonymous asked: Why are your gifs so small? Do you resize them to be that way?

Yes, Tumblr won’t animate gifs over 1 mb so I have to lower the resolution and shrink them down to animate correctly.

And they say cheerleading is all about sex these days, look at those gymnastic skills!

What a waste of perfectly good gummy worms

You can always tell the clowns, even out of makeup…

not Japanese but necessary (animation by Bill Plympton)

Something seems to be wrong here but I can’t quite put a finger on it…

I give you an 8 for the performance but a 2 for a dismount

“I dated a girl like this. Tried to stay away but kept getting sucked back in!”

Man, imagine losing your keys in there.