Anonymous asked: what's your kink profile?

Kink profile? Like my kinks?

Oh goodness, we’d be here all night if I actually came up with a comprehensive list, so let’s just do an abridged speedrun:

Bondage, shibari, netorare, chikan, ahegao, double penetration, MFM threesome, exhibitionism, fuck machines, sensory deprevation, fantasy rape, orgasm control, spanking annnndd toys

I will probably think of 15 more I’ll want to add as soon as I post this

Has science gone too far? 
(Yes)                          (No)

Has science gone too far? 

(Yes)                          (No)

marcelocolin asked: Are you taken?

No, no I am not.

autonomous-dreamscape asked: first i wanted to let you know how cute you are and i love your hair. please keep posting self shot. also what is your favorite hentai?

Angel Blade will always has a special place in my heart, as well Bible Black, mainly for bizarre hilarity. Bible Black english dub tho, I want that shit played at my funeral 

"I’ll show you bitches real magic"

syringesin asked: I got an ask for you. How did you get into crazy Japanese porn, and do you find it disturbingly hilarious like I do? Do you find yourself shaking your head and wondering how this or that scene was planned out, what that meeting of director and actors and crew must have been like?

Japanese culture as a whole is very fascinating to me, I like the mangus and the animus as much as the next person and a lot of my favorite video games have come from Japan. Not to mention that Japanese porn tends to cater to a lot of my kinks. When you have an interest in all these things, you tend stumble upon so really crazy stuff, stuff that ceases to be erotic and is just plain hilarious and that is what this blog is.

omg I try to figure out logistics all the time like “did that scene have to get choreographed?” and “someone had to actually build these mechainical fuck bikes. Somebodies job is to build fuck bikes. Someone in Japan gets paid to build fuckbikes.”

Selfie sunday? Selfie Sunday. I promise this won’t be a regular thing. Send me some asks tho 

Selfie sunday? Selfie Sunday. I promise this won’t be a regular thing. Send me some asks tho 

Clown sex isn’t just funny, that’s fuckin’ hilarious
#dadjokes

Clown sex isn’t just funny, that’s fuckin’ hilarious

#dadjokes

Girls be at the club like-

Girls be at the club like-

LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS LET ME TELL YOU A TALE

But no really, I’m sorry, I really am. I got super duper lazy with this blog and I apologize. I really want to get this blog back up and running and make it more of a community, I’d really like to take more submissions if you have them (Please submit gifs, I love submitted gifs just keep them below 1 MB) and maybe start something like a caption contest where I post a gif and people try to come up with the best caption for it. Anyways, thanks for the asks during my disappearance, they meant a lot to me. Find out more about my relatively boring hiatus under the cut

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The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.

The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.