realmisterdevious asked: You're very pretty! Don't let your drunk self beat up your pretty self, k?

But drunk beating up is what I do best! But seriously, thank you ^^ I just graduated from college in the spring and have been job hunting and its gotten me super stressed and all these super nice messages are making me feel AMAZING thank you so much it means a super duper lot!

And now a handful of awesome anons! Goodness I didn’t expect this!

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Oh my gosh thank you all! I thought people knew I was a lady type person! Thank you all for the compliments, you have no clue how much this means, especially right now, my life has been insane. 

I’ve collected weird and funny porn gifs for a while now for my own amusement and a friend suggested I make a blog to share them, my kinks are kinda weird as it, but the stuff I stumble across is hilarrrriiiooouss. I didn’t expect the blog to take off like it did! You guys rock!

(also my hair is one of my crowning achievements, I’ve gotten some great colors out of it in the past year, including:

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padrebolt asked: I love the concept of your blog I must say. Do you come across this stuff "organically" or do you seek it out? Also infrequent posting doesn't make you terrible...i should post much less haha. Nice to see you around ^__^

Golly gosh, y’all are being so sweet! My gif finding is a mix of organic discovery and every now and then I think “man I need to find some new gifs, maybe I can find some that don’t need editing that will make my life easier”, then I go to 4chan’s gif board and a couple other gif sites and see if I find anything, as well as browse through some of the porn video websites I frequent in hopes of finding something new that hasn’t been gif’d yet

violation-arachnid asked: You aren't a shitty person >:

(con.) Also how much porn do you have saved on your hard drive? .w.


Aw thanks :D As for porn, I don’t have a lot of actual porn videos on my hard drive save for a compilation of Hitomi Tanaka (girl is hawt) but I have oodles of gifs, some I’ve already posted, and a bunch I haven’t edited down to tumblr’s dumb 1 mb size 

all of these are gifs I haven’t edited yet, I also have a compilation of bookmarks of videos I want to make gifs from

Anonymous asked: Selfie?

Oh goodness, okay, please don’t judge me, here’s a shitty and most recent selfie. (ps bless you I didn’t expect any asks)

YES FEAR MY CHUBBY SELF

For anyone that’s on right now, I’m drunk and I’m sorry that I never update, I’m a shitty person. Send me asks I’ll answer anything and I’m lonely and I’ll post more I’m sorry guys. also I’ll tag them shits as #pornoasks if I get anything

This gives “loving the earth” a whole new meaning.
EDIT: I was informed that this is from Destricted http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492962/

This gives “loving the earth” a whole new meaning.

EDIT: I was informed that this is from Destricted http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492962/

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"