Mermaids: now 75% more horrifying!
I fucking told you to only drink the bottled water and you didn’t listen, I told you about the local water and you didn’t fucking believe me.
From Doomed Megalopolis:
Surely the government should have harnessed this power by now
More from Shyness Machine Girl
Well if that isn’t cockeyed I don’t know what is
Anonymous said: what do you use for your tags on tumblr? o.O
What do you mean, good anon?
That must cause a lot of problems in the bathroom.
From Shyness Machine Girl
Anonymous said: Why are your gifs so small? Do you resize them to be that way?
Yes, Tumblr won’t animate gifs over 1 mb so I have to lower the resolution and shrink them down to animate correctly.
And they say cheerleading is all about sex these days, look at those gymnastic skills!
What a waste of perfectly good gummy worms