You can always tell the clowns, even out of makeup…
not Japanese but necessary (animation by Bill Plympton)

You can always tell the clowns, even out of makeup…

not Japanese but necessary (animation by Bill Plympton)

Something seems to be wrong here but I can’t quite put a finger on it…

Something seems to be wrong here but I can’t quite put a finger on it…

I give you an 8 for the performance but a 2 for a dismount

I give you an 8 for the performance but a 2 for a dismount

"I dated a girl like this. Tried to stay away but kept getting sucked back in!"
Man, imagine losing your keys in there.

"I dated a girl like this. Tried to stay away but kept getting sucked back in!"

Man, imagine losing your keys in there.

Octopussy
I don’t think that’s going to get you very clean…

Octopussy

I don’t think that’s going to get you very clean…

Anonymous said: where can i find a video of the drilldo gif

I have gotten soooo many asks about this .gif and after much searching I turned up this: http://www.xhamster.com/movies/396654/japanese_girl_getting_and_squirting_enemas.html

The scene starts at 34:05, gif starts about 35:30. While I still have no actual movie name, I think the video is as good as its gonna get. Happy fapping I guess?

<3 you guys

like legit guys really? Where the fuck are you awesome people coming from?

Really didn’t expect this when I made this blog, really psyched I could share my lulzworthy shit with you. I dig getting your asks and stuff, makes me super happy, I’d answer more publicly, but most are just positive comments that I like to save. Thanks to everyone!

Welcome to glorious Nippon, to help you better understand our culture we present to you this video to give you some insight on our practices and day to day life

Welcome to glorious Nippon, to help you better understand our culture we present to you this video to give you some insight on our practices and day to day life

Oh man, you know something&#8217;s wrong when a Japanese girl is laughing

Oh man, you know something’s wrong when a Japanese girl is laughing

Excuses

Okay guys, I’m super super sorry I haven’t been posting. The fact of the matter is, right now I am working a full time job and taking two labor intensive online classes over the summer, so this blog has fallen by the wayside. I just have a hard time finding the time to both search for new gifs and then size them down to fit tumblr’s stupid 1 mb .gif rule. I will try my best to find time, but the truth is you may not see a lot of new .gifs from me until August.

Now there is something you can do to help. I loooovvvvee submitions! If you find a .gif that fits the blog, feel free to submit! The only stipulation is make sure it is under one MB! You can size them down or just make sure they’re already under that size. I have a few .gif stagnating in my ask box because they’re too big for me to post and they don’t work right so I can’t size them down myself. 

That’s all for now. I guess if you want you could also send me asks regarding JAVs and hentai if you want, or asks in general. I dig asks.