Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.

X3 SORT OF FUNNY COMBO

The question is, where do you fit the clip?

We really need to pay more attention to Japan’s weapon development

The next generation of genital defense is here

And they say cheerleading is all about sex these days, look at those gymnastic skills!

What a waste of perfectly good gummy worms

Something seems to be wrong here but I can’t quite put a finger on it…

I give you an 8 for the performance but a 2 for a dismount

Octopussy

I don’t think that’s going to get you very clean…

Oh man, you know something’s wrong when a Japanese girl is laughing

Well this doesn’t seem sanitary…

I think your nose picking habit has gotten out of hand, dude