Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.

“I want you inside of me” she said. I’m not sure if I totally understood what she meant.

Not porn, but every blog should have Paprika

“Decapitation via lactation”

Katana boobs: second base just got deadly

From Robo Geisha

I fucking told you to only drink the bottled water and you didn’t listen, I told you about the local water and you didn’t fucking believe me.

From Doomed Megalopolis: 

Surely the government should have harnessed this power by now

More from Shyness Machine Girl

Well if that isn’t cockeyed I don’t know what is