Oh man, don’t you just hate it when vaginas do that?
So who is going to help me with a kickstarter to make this a spectator sport
(awesome submission by yethal thank you very much for sizing it down, you a boss)
I don’t think you really understood me when I used the phrase “titty twister”
Source: The Machine Girl
Just what, exactly, do you think boobs are made out of?
or Hentai Boobs: a reflection
(Purple hair girl gifs are from Eiken)
Clean up, aisle 3.
She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.
"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"
Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”