Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.
X3 SORT OF FUNNY COMBO
The question is, where do you fit the clip?
We really need to pay more attention to Japan’s weapon development
The next generation of genital defense is here
“I want you inside of me” she said. I’m not sure if I totally understood what she meant.
Not porn, but every blog should have Paprika
“Decapitation via lactation”
Katana boobs: second base just got deadly
From Robo Geisha
Mermaids: now 75% more horrifying!
I fucking told you to only drink the bottled water and you didn’t listen, I told you about the local water and you didn’t fucking believe me.
From Doomed Megalopolis:
Surely the government should have harnessed this power by now
More from Shyness Machine Girl
Well if that isn’t cockeyed I don’t know what is
