Clown sex isn’t just funny, that’s fuckin’ hilarious
#dadjokes

Clown sex isn’t just funny, that’s fuckin’ hilarious

#dadjokes

Girls be at the club like-

Girls be at the club like-

This gives “loving the earth” a whole new meaning.
EDIT: I was informed that this is from Destricted http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492962/

This gives “loving the earth” a whole new meaning.

EDIT: I was informed that this is from Destricted http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492962/

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"

Going down?

Going down?

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

stranger-than-kindness:

Funky Forest: The First Contact

The flora has always been strange around these parts

stranger-than-kindness:

Funky Forest: The First Contact

The flora has always been strange around these parts

"I want you inside of me" she said. I’m not sure if I totally understood what she meant.
Not porn, but every blog should have Paprika

"I want you inside of me" she said. I’m not sure if I totally understood what she meant.

Not porn, but every blog should have Paprika

"Decapitation via lactation"

"Decapitation via lactation"