What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

(Source: snail-sama)

Oh man, don’t you just hate it when vaginas do that?

Oh man, don’t you just hate it when vaginas do that?

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

So who is going to help me with a kickstarter to make this a spectator sport
(awesome submission by yethal thank you very much for sizing it down, you a boss)

So who is going to help me with a kickstarter to make this a spectator sport

(awesome submission by yethal thank you very much for sizing it down, you a boss)

GYNORAIL- Vaginal Assault Rail Gun is charged and operational

GYNORAIL- Vaginal Assault Rail Gun is charged and operational

I don’t think you really understood me when I used the phrase “titty twister”
Source: The Machine Girl

I don’t think you really understood me when I used the phrase “titty twister”

Source: The Machine Girl

Strap in for the ride of your life motherfucker

Strap in for the ride of your life motherfucker

indecent-m asked: I've seen some "sex while doing other things" images (not video) posted as 平然 ("Heizen") which I think just means "cool, indifferent, collected". I've also seen ながらプレイ ("NaGara Play") which I think is "play while in the middle of [something]". Also I remember a couple Japanese porn videos with a deliveryman who can't get anyone to notice him to sign for his delivery, even as he starts disrobing them. Those were great, if only because they started slow and the last 10 seconds were the perfect WTF

And there you have it.

I’ve also seen a variation (that I thoroughly enjoy) which involves the man being “invisible” however in those the women tend to react with fear, like “holy shit why is this invisible force feelin’ up my boobs”

also violation-arachnid mentioned it can also be referred to as “apathy”

Just what, exactly, do you think boobs are made out of?

or Hentai Boobs: a reflection

(Purple hair girl gifs are from Eiken)

Let’s go to seaworld, she said. It’ll be fun for the whole family, she said.

Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week? Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week.

Let’s go to seaworld, she said. It’ll be fun for the whole family, she said.

Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week? Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week.

Clean up, aisle 3.

Clean up, aisle 3.