So who is going to help me with a kickstarter to make this a spectator sport
(awesome submission by yethal thank you very much for sizing it down, you a boss)
I don’t think you really understood me when I used the phrase “titty twister”
Source: The Machine Girl
indecent-m asked: I've seen some "sex while doing other things" images (not video) posted as 平然 ("Heizen") which I think just means "cool, indifferent, collected". I've also seen ながらプレイ ("NaGara Play") which I think is "play while in the middle of [something]". Also I remember a couple Japanese porn videos with a deliveryman who can't get anyone to notice him to sign for his delivery, even as he starts disrobing them. Those were great, if only because they started slow and the last 10 seconds were the perfect WTF
And there you have it.
I’ve also seen a variation (that I thoroughly enjoy) which involves the man being “invisible” however in those the women tend to react with fear, like “holy shit why is this invisible force feelin’ up my boobs”
also violation-arachnid mentioned it can also be referred to as “apathy”
Just what, exactly, do you think boobs are made out of?
or Hentai Boobs: a reflection
(Purple hair girl gifs are from Eiken)
Clean up, aisle 3.
She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.
"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"
Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”