She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

(Source: tomomic)

"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"

Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”

"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"

Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”

Girls be at the club like-

Girls be at the club like-

The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.

The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"

Going down?

Going down?

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.

Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.

X3 SORT OF FUNNY COMBO
The question is, where do you fit the clip?
We really need to pay more attention to Japan’s weapon development
The next generation of genital defense is here

X3 SORT OF FUNNY COMBO

The question is, where do you fit the clip?

We really need to pay more attention to Japan’s weapon development

The next generation of genital defense is here