Clean up, aisle 3.
She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.
"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"
Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”
Girls be at the club like-
The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.
Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.
"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"
I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking