"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"
Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”
Girls be at the club like-
The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.
Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.
"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"
I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking
Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.
X3 SORT OF FUNNY COMBO
The question is, where do you fit the clip?
We really need to pay more attention to Japan’s weapon development
The next generation of genital defense is here