indecent-m asked: I've seen some "sex while doing other things" images (not video) posted as 平然 ("Heizen") which I think just means "cool, indifferent, collected". I've also seen ながらプレイ ("NaGara Play") which I think is "play while in the middle of [something]". Also I remember a couple Japanese porn videos with a deliveryman who can't get anyone to notice him to sign for his delivery, even as he starts disrobing them. Those were great, if only because they started slow and the last 10 seconds were the perfect WTF

And there you have it.

I’ve also seen a variation (that I thoroughly enjoy) which involves the man being “invisible” however in those the women tend to react with fear, like “holy shit why is this invisible force feelin’ up my boobs”

also violation-arachnid mentioned it can also be referred to as “apathy”

Anonymous asked: Would you happen to know if there is a name for the type of videos where they get fucked and just go about their day like it's not happening

Mostly I have seen them referred to as ignoring,  there may be an actual term for them in Japanese, but it is escaping me at the moment. Two of the more popular iterations of this genre would be the “Stop The Clock” series, where the premise is that a character has a magic ability to stop time and obviously their first inclination is to ues it to have sex with women, or newcaster JAVs where the actress attempts to deliver the news while various sexual acts are performed on them

Clean up, aisle 3.

Clean up, aisle 3.

She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

(Source: tomomic)

"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"

Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”

"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"

Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”

Girls be at the club like-

Girls be at the club like-

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"

"I can’t even tell if you love me or the octopus anymore!"

Going down?

Going down?

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.

Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.