What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

(Source: snail-sama)

So who is going to help me with a kickstarter to make this a spectator sport
(awesome submission by yethal thank you very much for sizing it down, you a boss)

So who is going to help me with a kickstarter to make this a spectator sport

(awesome submission by yethal thank you very much for sizing it down, you a boss)

GYNORAIL- Vaginal Assault Rail Gun is charged and operational

GYNORAIL- Vaginal Assault Rail Gun is charged and operational

Just what, exactly, do you think boobs are made out of?

or Hentai Boobs: a reflection

(Purple hair girl gifs are from Eiken)

Let’s go to seaworld, she said. It’ll be fun for the whole family, she said.

Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week? Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week.

Let’s go to seaworld, she said. It’ll be fun for the whole family, she said.

Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week? Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week.

Clean up, aisle 3.

Clean up, aisle 3.

She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

(Source: tomomic)

"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"

Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”

"So did anything interesting happen at the office today?"

Alternative: “I’ll have what she’s having”

Anonymous asked: what's your kink profile?

Kink profile? Like my kinks?

Oh goodness, we’d be here all night if I actually came up with a comprehensive list, so let’s just do an abridged speedrun:

Bondage, shibari, netorare, chikan, ahegao, double penetration, MFM threesome, exhibitionism, fuck machines, sensory deprevation, fantasy rape, orgasm control, spanking annnndd toys

I will probably think of 15 more I’ll want to add as soon as I post this

Has science gone too far? 
(Yes)                          (No)

Has science gone too far? 

(Yes)                          (No)