You can always tell the clowns, even out of makeup…

not Japanese but necessary (animation by Bill Plympton)

Something seems to be wrong here but I can’t quite put a finger on it…

I give you an 8 for the performance but a 2 for a dismount

“I dated a girl like this. Tried to stay away but kept getting sucked back in!”

Man, imagine losing your keys in there.

Octopussy

I don’t think that’s going to get you very clean…

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Oh man, you know something’s wrong when a Japanese girl is laughing

Well this doesn’t seem sanitary…

Well that must get her a lot of tips

This isn’t even my final form.

I think your nose picking habit has gotten out of hand, dude