Anonymous said: what's your kink profile?

Kink profile? Like my kinks?

Oh goodness, we’d be here all night if I actually came up with a comprehensive list, so let’s just do an abridged speedrun:

Bondage, shibari, netorare, chikan, ahegao, double penetration, MFM threesome, exhibitionism, fuck machines, sensory deprevation, fantasy rape, orgasm control, spanking annnndd toys

I will probably think of 15 more I’ll want to add as soon as I post this

Has science gone too far? 
(Yes)                          (No)

Has science gone too far? 

(Yes)                          (No)

Clown sex isn’t just funny, that’s fuckin’ hilarious
#dadjokes

Clown sex isn’t just funny, that’s fuckin’ hilarious

#dadjokes

Girls be at the club like-

Girls be at the club like-

This gives “loving the earth” a whole new meaning.
EDIT: I was informed that this is from Destricted http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492962/

This gives “loving the earth” a whole new meaning.

EDIT: I was informed that this is from Destricted http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492962/

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

Day 43: food has run out, I fear my time is near it’s end, the darkness is closing in. Boobs. All I know anymore is boobs. I can only pray that I will escape this tit prison and see my family again.

Going down?

Going down?

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

I think something’s wrong with this online Japanese etiquette class I’m taking 

X3 SORT OF FUNNY COMBO
The question is, where do you fit the clip?
We really need to pay more attention to Japan’s weapon development
The next generation of genital defense is here

X3 SORT OF FUNNY COMBO

The question is, where do you fit the clip?

We really need to pay more attention to Japan’s weapon development

The next generation of genital defense is here

stranger-than-kindness:

Funky Forest: The First Contact

The flora has always been strange around these parts

stranger-than-kindness:

Funky Forest: The First Contact

The flora has always been strange around these parts