Just keep cool Larry, it may not be the classiest job, but being a porn lizard pays the bills.
Funky Forest: The First Contact
The flora has always been strange around these parts
“I want you inside of me” she said. I’m not sure if I totally understood what she meant.
Not porn, but every blog should have Paprika
“Decapitation via lactation”
Katana boobs: second base just got deadly
From Robo Geisha
Mermaids: now 75% more horrifying!
I fucking told you to only drink the bottled water and you didn’t listen, I told you about the local water and you didn’t fucking believe me.
From Doomed Megalopolis:
Surely the government should have harnessed this power by now
More from Shyness Machine Girl
Well if that isn’t cockeyed I don’t know what is
That must cause a lot of problems in the bathroom.
From Shyness Machine Girl