"Susan, stop screwing around while on the clock! I need that package on my desk by five or it’s your ass on the line!"

"Susan, stop screwing around while on the clock! I need that package on my desk by five or it’s your ass on the line!"

What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

What salon do I have to go to to get my hair to do that and can I have it in purple?

(Source: snail-sama)

Oh man, don’t you just hate it when vaginas do that?

Oh man, don’t you just hate it when vaginas do that?

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

GYNORAIL- Vaginal Assault Rail Gun is charged and operational

GYNORAIL- Vaginal Assault Rail Gun is charged and operational

I don’t think you really understood me when I used the phrase “titty twister”
Source: The Machine Girl

I don’t think you really understood me when I used the phrase “titty twister”

Source: The Machine Girl

Strap in for the ride of your life motherfucker

Strap in for the ride of your life motherfucker

Just what, exactly, do you think boobs are made out of?

or Hentai Boobs: a reflection

(Purple hair girl gifs are from Eiken)

Let’s go to seaworld, she said. It’ll be fun for the whole family, she said.

Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week? Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week.
Source: Hen Zemi OVA

Let’s go to seaworld, she said. It’ll be fun for the whole family, she said.

Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week? Second annual hentai week almost two years after the first week.

Source: Hen Zemi OVA

Clean up, aisle 3.

Clean up, aisle 3.

She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

She’s got two hands free right there, she could be playing 3DS or some shit.

(Source: tomomic)